In honor of Rachelphilia, and in honor of the newly created "Blytheandbonny" community, I would like to dedicate this entry to friends of Rachel.
Jizzonathan Nizzewell: Jizay iz wunderful bcuz he bot me sum cups and saucers, n he cumed 2 my FUNFETTI partee, n he made a FUNFETTI cummunity, n he luks nice, n he DINT do mah face stuphz, n he likes MORY'S, n I hav a picta of him in a dress, n he likes Tiny Toons, n he introdoosed me to ED, EDD, n' EDDY, n he likes old skool, n hez gunna play dat sekrit game, n he has an EAR fetish, n he likes dogz, n he has sistrs, n he sed "Little Old Lady of the Mountain," n he iz Mr. Persunalitee, but he aint sew uglee.
Blizife Morrizon: Blizay iz wunderful bcuz she has a rabbit named Pepe, n a kool room, n she gave me loob, n she laks cuntry n Envogue, n I met her at TCBY, n she also likes MORY'S, n she likes FUNFETTI, n shez gunna play dat sekrit game, n she ate an Aussie Pie at my hous wit a shrimp fork, n she made a storee bored for a Half Breed video dat involved a lot of the ded aminals in her hous, n she likes spellin, n she iz a champ. (specially at spellin'.)
Mizzlizza Bruntzon: Mizzay iz wunderful cuz i met her in Chemistree, n I alwayz got a higher grade den her sept fer on da final, n she iz nice, n she has neet postas, n she iz funny, n she iz frenns with luca, n she likes buffy, n she wants 2 b a librarian, n she likes da puyallup fair, n she goes to seattle wit meh, n she dunnt judge me wherez i noticez it.
Anna Cizamizon: Anzay iz wunderful cuz she talks 2 me at skool even doe I dinnt make a gud first impreshun on her, n she haz a neet dog, n a neet house, n a neet sister who eats cheez, n a neet island, n lots o' other neet belongings, n she lets me copy her advanced biology homewerk, n she gets creeped out by peeple 2, n she has green hair, n she iz a hippie n a PUNK A$$ MUTHA FUCKA.
The Sisters Mathias: Cazay and Laurzay iz gr8 bcuz dey likes me, n I likes dem, n NUFF SED.
Collen Frizakes: Collay iz kool, bcuz she has nice hare, n listens 2 gud muzic, n she yellz at Sciza n Jizay wen dey iz 2 meen 2 me, n she alwayz drezzez nice, n she dunnt think I'm s2pid. sept mebbe now she iz thinkin' dat.
Scizot Struthaz: Scizay iz mah frenn cuz he also likes MORY'S, n cuz I saw him at da 76 at 5 in da AM, n he iz related to dat 1 chic from all in da famlee.
IF I LEFT U OUT, DUNNT B ANGRY, CUZ I'LL KEEL YOUR AZZ!