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More whining from Lake Forest [07 Apr 2003|03:30pm]

[ mood | crappy ]

I still think Rachel should join chicago_college. If only to make me feel less alone in this big crazy world.

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A novel suggestion: [07 Mar 2003|10:36am]

[ mood | complacent ]

Rachel ought to join chicago_college because I did. (Hurry up and move out here, by the way.)

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[19 Feb 2003|04:19pm]

Rachel, today just before Psychology while you were at home being ill, Golf noticed your absence and inquired as to where you were.
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[11 Feb 2003|07:30pm]

[ mood | hopeful ]

Rachel did her entire essay in 45 minutes. Could it be that her genius is exceeded only by her incredibly fast typing? I sure do hope so.

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Next fall, Baby. Just you wait. [10 Feb 2003|03:26pm]

[ mood | devious ]

Stalking Rachel will be easier than I thought!


Now, all I need to figure out is...how does one get from the Aurora Metra station to the AU campus? Buwahahahahaha!

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[05 Feb 2003|11:03pm]

Rachel's Song

Love, do you remember
My name? I was lost
In summer turned winter
Made bitter by frost.
And when June comes December
The heart pays the cost.

The breaking of waves on a long shore
In the grey morning the slow fall of rain,
And stone lies over.

You'll bury your sorrow
Deep in the sea
But sea tides aren't tamed
That easily -
There will come a tomorrow
When you weep for me.

The breaking of waves on a long shore
In the grey morning the slow fall of rain
Oh love remember, remember me.

from- http://www.brightweavings.com/music/frombooks.htm
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MAH FREUNDS [05 Feb 2003|02:40pm]

[ mood | flirty ]

In honor of Rachelphilia, and in honor of the newly created "Blytheandbonny" community, I would like to dedicate this entry to friends of Rachel.

Jizzonathan Nizzewell: Jizay iz wunderful bcuz he bot me sum cups and saucers, n he cumed 2 my FUNFETTI partee, n he made a FUNFETTI cummunity, n he luks nice, n he DINT do mah face stuphz, n he likes MORY'S, n I hav a picta of him in a dress, n he likes Tiny Toons, n he introdoosed me to ED, EDD, n' EDDY, n he likes old skool, n hez gunna play dat sekrit game, n he has an EAR fetish, n he likes dogz, n he has sistrs, n he sed "Little Old Lady of the Mountain," n he iz Mr. Persunalitee, but he aint sew uglee.

Blizife Morrizon: Blizay iz wunderful bcuz she has a rabbit named Pepe, n a kool room, n she gave me loob, n she laks cuntry n Envogue, n I met her at TCBY, n she also likes MORY'S, n she likes FUNFETTI, n shez gunna play dat sekrit game, n she ate an Aussie Pie at my hous wit a shrimp fork, n she made a storee bored for a Half Breed video dat involved a lot of the ded aminals in her hous, n she likes spellin, n she iz a champ. (specially at spellin'.)

Mizzlizza Bruntzon: Mizzay iz wunderful cuz i met her in Chemistree, n I alwayz got a higher grade den her sept fer on da final, n she iz nice, n she has neet postas, n she iz funny, n she iz frenns with luca, n she likes buffy, n she wants 2 b a librarian, n she likes da puyallup fair, n she goes to seattle wit meh, n she dunnt judge me wherez i noticez it.

Anna Cizamizon: Anzay iz wunderful cuz she talks 2 me at skool even doe I dinnt make a gud first impreshun on her, n she haz a neet dog, n a neet house, n a neet sister who eats cheez, n a neet island, n lots o' other neet belongings, n she lets me copy her advanced biology homewerk, n she gets creeped out by peeple 2, n she has green hair, n she iz a hippie n a PUNK A$$ MUTHA FUCKA.

The Sisters Mathias: Cazay and Laurzay iz gr8 bcuz dey likes me, n I likes dem, n NUFF SED.

Collen Frizakes: Collay iz kool, bcuz she has nice hare, n listens 2 gud muzic, n she yellz at Sciza n Jizay wen dey iz 2 meen 2 me, n she alwayz drezzez nice, n she dunnt think I'm s2pid. sept mebbe now she iz thinkin' dat.

Scizot Struthaz: Scizay iz mah frenn cuz he also likes MORY'S, n cuz I saw him at da 76 at 5 in da AM, n he iz related to dat 1 chic from all in da famlee.


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[05 Feb 2003|08:44am]

[ mood | nostalgic ]

When I was in 7th grade, I was innocently making fun of Jonathan, and Blythe came over and yelled at me and spat in my face, and I cried.

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[11 Jan 2003|12:28am]

Rachel has a headache. In fact, she has constant aches and pains, yet she marches on. She is truly and inspiration to us all.
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[11 Jan 2003|12:28am]

Rachel has a headache. In fact, she has constant aches and pains, yet she marches on. She is truly and inspiration to us all.
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[03 Jan 2003|07:59pm]

Raaachel! I'm going to have my minion, Laura, deliver your precious Gillette album and Macarena video to you at school. Es okie?

(ALSO I'LL MISS YOU! Keep the faith, baby.)
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I hate you ALL. [02 Jan 2003|03:13am]

[ mood | irate ]

Why in the FUCK am I not on the fucking interests list anymore?

Kick me while I'm down, why don't you?!?!?

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A little song for my favorite redhead who isn't me: [01 Jan 2003|08:07pm]

[ mood | artistic ]


Rachel Rachel Rachel
I made you out of clay
A pretty little golem
You're here to make my day!

Rachel Rachel Rachel
I hope you never crack
I know it's hard to be you
But don't take up the smack*!

(*Heroin, that is.)

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[30 Dec 2002|02:10pm]

I may need a place to stay on New Year's. And I really hate to do this, but would anyone like to take me in? I promise you good times and sexual favors!
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An Ode to Rachel. [28 Dec 2002|06:30pm]

[ mood | ROBUST ]

The herald seraphims rejoice
the splendor of her sultry gaze,
the beauty of her silky voice.

Anyone who misspells her name
Will bear my fearsome, lusty wrath
and feel naught but hideous pain!

O, the torch ablaze 'tween her loins.
Might I be a moth to that flame...
last sparked by Gimli, son of Gloin?

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Blessings rain down 'pon me 'ead [28 Dec 2002|12:45am]

[ mood | grateful ]

Guess who got to share an order of fish-n-chips with La Belle Rachel tonight??? Me! That's who! As opposed to you! Or Jonathan! ...that rat fink.

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When I look at Rachel... [27 Dec 2002|04:17pm]

[ mood | giddy ]

...is it wrong of me to want to tear the flesh...

to wear the flesh...

and be born onto new worlds where her flesh is the key?

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You find this charming, no? [27 Dec 2002|01:39pm]

[ mood | enthralled ]

My name is Cassandra and I am a RACHELHOLIC. I wish I could simultaneously be her and be united to her under the yoke of holy matrimony. Or just "LOVE" HER BRAINS OUT. I think we can all agree that's a worthy goal.

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[26 Dec 2002|07:50pm]

[ mood | content ]

For Christmas, I gave Rachel a Christmas ornament of a decapitated clown. I told her that that's what I was going to do her, because I loved her. She didn't understand what that meant, so she started to cry. I had to make her stop, so I stuffed my underpants into her mouth. She didn't understand that either, she started to struggle. So, of course, there was only one thing left to do. Kill her. I choked her until she stopped wriggling around. She looked so pretty. Her hair looked like caramel. That reminded me of the creme brulee torch I got for Christmas. So I decided she would make a tasty treat.

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YUM! [26 Dec 2002|07:40pm]

[ mood | embarrassed ]

I fucking love Rachel.

And that is why I put her into a creme brulee.

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